An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.
Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.
If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.
Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:
If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.
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If you ever let her go you will regret having a cool girlfriend. Evelyn's are also full of surprises and can even cheer you up when you need it. They are pretty beautiful and gorgeous. You are lucky to have an Evelyn as a cool friend or girlfriend.
Boy 1 (5 boys) one of them: Have you seen Evelyn
Boy 2 : Yea she been looking hot asf
Boy 3: I wish she was my girlfriend
Boy 4: She is perfect for me she even plays sports like soccer
All of them: She is so hot🔥
Boy 2 : Yea she been looking hot asf
Boy 3: I wish she was my girlfriend
Boy 4: She is perfect for me she even plays sports like soccer
All of them: She is so hot🔥
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Ike Eveland has a alter ego as pointed out by Reimu, another Niji EN member. Ike is also called Ikea, and speaks Swedish, with Vox Akuma from Luxiem being down bad for him completely, while Ikea ignores him.
Ikea's yawns can also cure 100% of the world's diseases.
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