A person who plays the video game Europa Universalis for multiple hours a day and brags about/believes it increases their intelligence and takes priority over other obligations of life, such a s social interaction or education.
"Jesus, 10 hours a day! Does he have time for schoolwork?"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
"He doesn't need education, see how quickly he took over Eurasia?! This Europa Troglodyte is sure to get into Yale with these insane skills!"
by Skinny Slim Thicc April 6, 2018
Imperium Europa (sometimes spelt "Imperivm Evropa" because having a "v" instead of a "u" is cooler) is a Maltese Radical Racialist Right Revolutionary Reactionary party full of Patria and enthusiasm for Malta. Their scope is save Malta from growing trend of Illegal Immigration which has crippled the honey glazed sacred island of Malta.
They have growing support on the island and have even given Alternattiva Democratika a run for their money, so much so that the latter has had to disband.
They have growing support on the island and have even given Alternattiva Democratika a run for their money, so much so that the latter has had to disband.
Maltese Voter: "Charlie, I have no idea who to vote for. Both political parties are full of crap."
Other Voter: "I agree. Too be honest I don't know how we'll find the poling booth, it will be blocked by the large number of illegals."
Maltese Voter: "You're right! I will fight my way through and vote for Imperium Europa!! Viva Malta!!"
Other Voter "Ave!"
Other Voter: "I agree. Too be honest I don't know how we'll find the poling booth, it will be blocked by the large number of illegals."
Maltese Voter: "You're right! I will fight my way through and vote for Imperium Europa!! Viva Malta!!"
Other Voter "Ave!"
by Malta n.1 July 30, 2009
A great Zombs Royale clan founded on May 6th 2019. The clan is also associated with Vanguard, another big clan. Its based off of the moon, Europa.
by someguyfromealol June 19, 2021
Also know as EU4
A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.
A "game" in which you paint a map of the world while changing numbers in historically accurate windows excel spreadsheets and devote at least 3 hours a day too.
"man have you seen Mael "
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"
"nope last i heard he had a mental break down after failing a Pomerania run in Europa Universalis 4"
by MiamiWTH February 19, 2021
"You should watch Europa: the Last Battle"
by based132123 January 1, 2022
Europa: The Last Battle, stands to be the single biggest load of BS that neo-Nazis still wish to present as factual. Entirely made up of assumptions, oversimplifications and an extreme series of mental gymnastics in order to make the viewer believe this load of crap. Europa sits atop a pyramid of stupidity, with its director at the top, and it’s mindless believers underneath, so incapable of critical thinking and an ability to reason, and research, that they genuinely believe this to be fact over years of eye witness testimony, admittance by the perpetrators and an abundance of historical documents proving the exact opposite this movie wishes to present. In short, if you watch this, you are spineless, scum, and probably an incel in your mom’s basement.
by IPostFacts January 25, 2023