A really crappy county in England populated mainly by townies. I know, i live here. Ye gods I hate it.
by Goth Pixie March 11, 2004
Get the essexmug. a shithole full of hoes called sharon or tracy who think they look buff in fake burberry n louis vuitton n who can't talk properly cause they r busy suckin cocks
by if u'd like 2 kno my name tune in2 crimewatch September 3, 2004
Get the essexmug. eww, he looks like he's from essex
by Anubis March 21, 2004
Get the essexmug. by ben December 6, 2004
Get the essexmug. A place constantly stereotyped.
It's funny because i'm an Essex girl, born and bred in one of the 'worst' parts, yet i'm not a slag, not pregnant, don't wear burberry or any fake crap, can talk properly and i'm well educated.
Go figure. :)
It's funny because i'm an Essex girl, born and bred in one of the 'worst' parts, yet i'm not a slag, not pregnant, don't wear burberry or any fake crap, can talk properly and i'm well educated.
Go figure. :)
by NotASlag March 7, 2009
Get the Essexmug. A county that is officialy in east anglia NOT the south east. (now i live in essex so its ok for me to rant about it) Essex is stereotyped as a cultural wasteland, and unfortunately in many cases this is true. You can divide essex into two, the north and the south, both sides are totaly different but have equally annoying people. The south is very urbanised and full of loud, agressive, fake cockneys who wear tacky gold chains and predend to be some big east end crime lord.
The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.
So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
The north of essex on the other hand is vastly rural, and seems more welcoming but dont be fooled. The people who live here are the english equivilent of rednecks, though not usually racist, they are agressively conservative and will go completely sectarian on anyone who tries to change their traditions. They all have shotguns and a usually a vast aray of other lethal weapons, that they wont hesitate to use on trespassers and poachers.
So there you have it Essex, contrary to everything i have just said, essex is a great place
Southern essexer: Oi mate, wot u lookin at? dont u know im a gangter from east landon?
northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
northern essexer: get orf my fucking land *bang* *bang*
by pointything August 24, 2008
Get the Essexmug. The richest county in the United Kingdom. Essex is NOT full of chavs or retards or whatever these idiots say above this definition.
People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.
There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?
People from Essex dislike chavs just as much as anybody else here does.
There are some complete idiots in esses but, isnt there idiots everywhere?
by RealAlternative June 3, 2005
Get the Essexmug.