Esports

The real name of Duncan "Thorin" Shields, who holds eSports on his shoulders single handedly.

"Hey did you see eSports' new banger tweet?"
"No I'm a woman so I'm blocked"

by FuryNotFurry December 30, 2022

esports player

Word for a closeted pedophile.

If you see someone who claims to be an esports player notify the proper authorities immediately [phone]

by frggerz September 14, 2020

Esports Ready

Esports ready: A term used in the gaming community. Meaning a game is fully optimized and ready for competitive play on a grand stage. Typically used in a derogatory sense, or ironically, to make fun of a game that is poorly optimized and buggy.

Classic: This game is fucking awesome, we "Esports Ready" boys.

New: Did you guys see my pirate ship fly into outer space after being hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.

by Pantallicus January 26, 2019

breakfast esports

A shit team that lost to Numbani warlords. Most egotistical team i have ever seen. Leader is a wet whip beta male

Me: You heard of Breakfast esports
Friend: Yeah they are trash

by Bxxcn February 5, 2021

xd esports

the best upcoming clan, the rise of esports. supposedly about to become one of the greatest esports teams in history. they are also goats at fortnite.

yo, did you hear about xd esports?
yeah, xd esports is the best gaming team there is!

by Snorkel Ops May 6, 2020

eSports mode

When someone is doing very bad in a video game, but suddenly focusses and starts doing good.

Wow that guys bad, he better activate eSports mode.

by ItsNotSeabass July 28, 2020

esports whore

An annoying dumb fuck chick playing online games (normally Overwatch or League of Legends) that gets carried by someone above her own skill level and thinks she’s better than she really is. Normally you can identify them when they blame everyone but herself when games aren’t going a right way

“Why are you all so bad?!?!?!?!”
“Shut up you esports whore”

by Not giving my name to machine January 12, 2019