Ernst 

An Ernst is a wonderful Person with a great sense of humor. Ernst is a wonderful human being with a beautiful smile and a repertoire of facts about politics and science-fiction they will be happy to share with everyone that appreciates their wide range of expertise. They're a friendly communist with pink hair. You will spot an Ernst from miles away because of their height and superiority over little, tiny crabs. They will be there for their friends and family and are the greatest companion someone could imagine. Their handsomeness and skill are exquisite and like no other.

The natural habitat of an Ernst is a cottage in the countryside where foxes roam and the gardens bloom. There they will settle and read the political theory and be as great as always.
One day, the Ernst of the world will take over and become the one the world needs. Their party will rise and happiness will spread, depending on your willingness for change. The only downside to Ernst is their serious blindness regarding the awesomeness of cats and long-sleeved shirts in summer. But Ernstis are capable of learning. If you don't have an Ernsti in your life, you will die because of the lack of wisdom and peculiarity such misfortune comes with. So go find yourself an Ernst and live happily ever after.

Go get yourself an Ernst.

There is an Ernst, we will not worry any more.

Look a Spaceship. Such an Ernst.

Cats are better than Ernstis Orcas.

Ernst by katzensindbesseralsorcas September 17, 2022

Ernst & Young 

Short version: E&Y

Audit sweatshop.

I worked 80 hours for E&Y last week, but apparently I was underutilized relative to my peers.

Ernst & Young by Anonymous March 31, 2005

Ernst & Young 

A stepping stone to bigger and better things. It doesn't matter where you go afterwards, because it can't get any worse.

Getting a voicemail from Jimmy T. about his fabulous trip to France after working 80 hrs a week excluding commute.

Ernst & Young by John Tierney April 29, 2005

Ernst & Young 

Essentially a pyramid rip-off scheme Amway would be proud of, the accounting firm Ernst & Young (aka EY) stands as a shining example of why people are willing to accept communism as alternative to a market society. The EY meat grinder is powered by recent college graduates looking for a door into upper-middle management. At the top of the food chain sit the partners and senior managers who glut themselves on the labors of their staffers. Typically, the best staffers are quickly offered more palatable positions at other companies, while others grow tired of the abuse and leave. The unimpressive few that remain are eventually made partners only because they lack the emotional maturity to handle a leadership position in any other industry. The prime directive of the partners is to seek revenge for the countless years of torture they endured as being the awkward kid in high school always picked last for any event. To fill this duty, they seek out any employee under their control with a life and destroy it. This pyramid scheme only works because the capital markets and government either do not know, or do not care, that 90% of the procedures performed to arrive at the all-important audit opinion was performed by a group of disgruntled staffers who graduated college less that 3 years ago and have been over-worked to the point of insanity.

Your company gave you a $3 gift card to Starbucks for your birthday? That's so Ernst & Young.

Ernst & Young by Jim Turley April 21, 2005

Ernst & Young 

A place were new college accounting graduates lose their soul.

Accounting grad: Hey! I just started at Ernst & Young, its great! I get paid 50k!...but I have to work 80 hours a week.

Engineering grad: Hey! I just started my job too...but I make 65k and only work 40 hours!

Ernst & Young by accountingman101 July 26, 2009

Ernst & Young 

Similar to the other Big 4 accounting firms, is a form of slavery and injustices. Most people come here to work hundreds of hours per week, only to be paid substantially less than at Deloitte, KPMG, and PWC. They are so cheap with raises they would rather see everyone quit every year than try to pay in line with the other firms. Salaries average $5,000 to $8,000 less than the other Big 4 firms. And the tag line "quality in everything we do" does not apply to senior managers who are the darlings of the partners. It means they can be worthless and not work a hard day in their life while shitting on the seniors. Then once the problems ensue, they just blame the seniors to make it all better.

I get paid paid $8,000 less to do the same job as my college friend. Oh, thats because I work at Ernst & Young instead of Deloitte. What a dipshit for working there.

Ernst & Young by jeff is seattle April 5, 2005

Ernst & Young 

An audit firm where brand new staff are eligible for certification (CPA) bonuses to get paid more than their seniors, who are not eligible.

Hey, you know that new certification bonus progam at Ernst & Young? You are not eligible!

Ernst & Young by Jim Freer October 9, 2007