erdit

word that chavs use to show disagreement, confusion, or their complete inability to integrate any meaningful words into their meagre vocabulary.

Non-chav: "Piss off!"
Chav: "ERDIT kidda!"

Teacher: "You'll need a thermometer for that."
Chav: "ERDIT! Wots one of them then?!"

by Smithy & Alex October 1, 2005

erite

erite-another way of saying alright or a shorter way of saying it

girl:you goina the movies?

guy:yaa

girl:eriteee see u there :)

by The mayunnn September 11, 2009

Erudite Sleeping Elephant

The act of effectively undescending both testicles thus removing them from the scrotum and pushing them back up into the groin area. When the shaft of the penis is then pulled down, the result resembles a wise and sleeping elephant.

Whenever I feel sad and alone, I bust out an Erudite Sleeping Elephant, aka an ESE. The profound knowledge of my humble and wise friend gives me solace.

by Frank-Dubb November 22, 2007

erdigese

erdigese is a private, coded language. it is spoken by putting the ''erdig'' before each vowel. it was around in the 1950's, and surfaced briefly in the 1998 movie ''slums of beverly hills.'' in the movie marisa tomei and natash lyonne carried on secret conversations no one else could understand. erdigese is difficul to read and write. it is easiest to learn when it is spoken. it only takes practice to become facile in a short time. it's origin is unknown.

ERDIGur-bERDIGan (urban)

dERDIGic-tERDIGi-ERDIGon-ERDIGar-ERDIGy
(dictionary)

dERDIGot.cERDIGom

by nonni walters October 15, 2004

edited

When someone fucks up

"why does your message say edited??"
"Because I fucked up and said I eat ass"
"Do you?"
"Maybe"

by YourLocalTrap January 8, 2018

Erdit

A really funny person who makes jokes about people and who disses people by using the term "suck your mum".

* Random Person* Yo Erdit!
*Erdit* Suck your mum

by KLEVSONIINGROT December 7, 2019

Erdine

Erdine is the most beautiful person in the world. She'll deny it, but she's amazing at everything (except driving and reaching the top shelf). She's definitely someone you want to have on your side when things get tough. She can be kind of an idiot at times but at the end of the day she'll do whatever it takes to make sure the people in her life feel under stood and cared about. Everyone around her feels the warmth and joy that she radiates and the empowerment she holds in her beautiful eyes. Her loyalty and kindness allows you to feel like, when you have no one and you've even lost sight of yourself, you'll always have her. Words can never express the kind of life changing positivity Erdine will bring into your life, so never take this kind soul for granted.

I wish Canadians were real so I could meet someone as wonderful as Erdine!

by valglennski November 23, 2021