An illness that really makes you feel really bad but unknown where or what or why of the cause. Only way to get rid of it is to drink plenty liquids(preferably alcohol).
by crazyardie July 2, 2018
Get the Eppazoodee mug.The best way to describe a real uber dad! He tells lots of dad jokes and sings in the shower! He loves talking long walks in his rad sandals!
guy 1: Look at that eppa!
guy 2: Look at his sweet birkenstocks!
guy 1: I wanna be just like him when i have kids!
guy 2: Look at his sweet birkenstocks!
guy 1: I wanna be just like him when i have kids!
by jennyvlog March 1, 2018
Get the eppa mug.The period between swiping one's credit/debit card in an Eftpos terminal, and the receipt of confirmation that the transaction has been approved. Characterised by lame attempts at small talk with the counterperson, and occasional panic attacks in relation to the status of the credit/debit card, which increase in severity proportionally with the length of the EFTpause.
"During the eftpause, Trent experienced his usual feelings of mild guilt for not making small talk to fill the silence."
by A Cowen December 2, 2007
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Get the Eptardic mug.The name of a totally cool made up dinosaur, the periwinkle peppersaurus, thought up in an Ikea. This animal often acts like a retard, but, strangly enough, has many friends and is very funny. Also known as the A-Plane.
Allie: What do Devon and the ocean have in common? They both have crabs!!!!!!!!
Devon: I don't even know why I'm friends with you, your acting like such an Eptark!
Devon: I don't even know why I'm friends with you, your acting like such an Eptark!
by Bernadette Clayton March 7, 2008
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