unemployed

When you are dating a girl, and she hasn't given you either a blowjob or a handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

Guy #1: Yo dude, did she finally at least blow you last night?
Guy #2: Nope, no hand job either. I'm still unemployed.

by socaljdb24 January 24, 2011

unemployed

What you are when you don't have a job.

Job hunting sucks! I hate being unemployed!

by anonymous October 26, 2004

flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

Employed

When you ask someone if you were "employed" last night, it typically refers to receiving either a "handjob" or "blowjob" or some other type of "job" you could obtain over night.

Man: "Yo Dude! Did you get employed last night?!?"
Dude: "Yeah Man, got an amazing blowjob last night!"

by TheGiant November 18, 2014

employed

To work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.

I am employed at the local shipping dock.

by Thomas Slatin February 22, 2004

unemployed

To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.

"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"

by defiti June 11, 2006