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Future Endeavors 

A euphemistic corporate term used in farewell emails, most notably to indicate to the entire company someone's ass got fired.
Please be advised that as of last Friday, Bill is no longer employed by the company. We would like to thank Bill for his contributions to the organization over the past 5 years and wish him well in his "future endeavors".
Future Endeavors by ITALUS February 22, 2013
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Endeavor 

A My Hero Academia/Boku No Hero Academia character who's an absolute asshole.
"Todoroki, who's Endeavor?"
"My father, an asshole."
Endeavor by DEKU YOU BASTARD May 30, 2021

Future endeavors 

What you do as a career after you get fired from a job.
WWE would like to wish the entire roster the best in its future endeavors.
Future endeavors by NiGHTS October 9, 2005

Endeavours 

Absolutely fantastic four piece British band, formed in 2009 in the small town Skelmersdale, near Liverpool. Their music is of the Indie/Rock genre and is becoming more and more popular each day.

They won the International MTV Breakout competition and flew to The Maldives to play a festival in front of hundreds. Their most famous song being 'Thomas' which describes the band's outlook on things quite perfectly is becoming an underground hit in England.

The band consists of Vocalist/Guitarist: Joe Kirkbride. Guitarist: Danny Hanlon. Bassist: David Woodward. Drummer: Adam Coaley.
Girl one: Are you going to watch Endeavours play on saturday?
Girl two: Hell yeah! I wouldn't miss it for the world!
Endeavours by facewalker January 22, 2011

Endeavorsbabymomma

This hot sexy Funny person on TikTok. No one knows their age but their name is β€œNick”. They have big boobs apparently.
Person 1: Hey look at this TikTok bro!
Person 2: Oh, is that endeavorsbabymomma?!
Person 1: Hell yea!! They funny ash man
Person 2: I know bro. I also heard they had big boobs !!
Endeavorsbabymomma by Milf lover 101 February 21, 2021

endeavourOS 

EndeavourOS is a Linux distribution based on Arch Linux. EndeavourOS features the graphical Calamares installer capable of installing the Xfce, Budgie, Cinnamon, GNOME, i3, KDE Plasma 5, LXQt, and MATE desktop environments, the former of which can be installed without an Internet connection.
EndeavourOS uses a rolling release schedule. As of 19 December 2022, the most recent release is 03-2023 ("Cassini Nova").
EndeavourOS began as a successor to Antergos, a discontinued Linux distribution also based on Arch Linux.

TL;DR basically arch linux if it was easier to install with a ton of desktop environments to choose from
person 1: hey i use endeavourOS
person 2: man wtf is that
person 3: linux distro πŸ‘
endeavourOS by celestialcloxds September 8, 2023

Manly Endeavors 

A high school class devised to test the strength, willpower and fortitude of a man. This is achieved by students individually completing several tasks that, once completed, prove the student in question to be incredibly courageous, awesome, and in all likelihood, criminally insane.
Events include:
Bear-Hugging a Bear
Running upstream in a waist-high river in full medieval body armor
Catching a bullet in your teeth
Climbing up a rock face with no gear except the two handed broadsword which is permitted for fighting carnivorous mountain goats
Killing yaks with nothing but your mind
Killing yaks with your shadow
Kayaking across the Pacific ocean
Convincing a female yeti to have dinner with you in Paris (and later convincing the TSA to let an abominable snowman on a plane)

Other events exist, but not publicly.

Warning!: Failure to complete some tasks perfectly may in severe injury or death.
Samuel: So what elective are you taking this year, bro?

Kumar: Manly Endeavors. All the way.

Samuel: You are fuckin' insane! More people die in that class than in the French Army!

Kumar: That's the French Army's fault not ours...