emone

A very memish way to say "money." If you arrange the letters properly, you will get "monee."
Memer: eyyy bro you got dat emone???
Memer 2: yah dogg i got plenty of dat cashhhh!
by RageFurious February 27, 2017
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Emon

Boy magnet. Nubian princess. Gorgeous redbone. Also known as "Lemon". Blunt but yet caring.
Babygirl's so fine, her name has to be Emon.
by Lalalalaugh July 18, 2011
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Emons

Emo plus demons. Basically a shorter way of saying emo and demons.
"Hey! That girl probably has Emons!" He said in a laughable manner.
by ComicalExe October 31, 2018
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Emonic

A cross between emo and demonic, for they are actually one in the same. That's deep maan. Real deep.
Emo guy: "Oh man. Oh man. My girlbuddi just broke up with me. I think I need to lay in my closet for a while, listen to Muse, and slit my wrists to let my emotions out."

Normal guy: "Oh man. Oh man. You are so emonic...."
by Deinococcus Radiodurans June 29, 2006
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Emon

1. The world's most annoying thing on earth.
2. Someone who can't get over his girlfriend.
3. A guy who can't shut up and stop crying about his girlfriend after breaking up for a year.
You're still crying? Stop being Emon!
by Daminerz January 20, 2008
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emon

a used car that soon enough turns out to be a money pit.
a second hand vehicle that does not live up to your expectations, or that of consumer regulations.
a car that turns out to be a pos, always breaking down and costing much more money that its actual worth.
a dodgy car, bought from a car yard or Craig's List or Gumtree that is unreliable and continually being repaired.
-a rip off, scam dealing
caveat emptor: buyer beware
Decaprio: "Get the Prius ready to drive me to the Oscars in 20 mins."
Houseboy: "Ahh, Leo that pos you bought from Craig's List is nothing but a lemon, I took it to the mechanic's again yesterday, so you'll have to take a taxi."
by jujickson January 25, 2014
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Emonic

When electronics are not working properly or doing the complete opposite of what they are intended to do as if seemingly possessed by evil beings...
1 - "Damn Kyle, my cell phone deleted all my contacts again."
"That sucks Dave, friggin' thing must be emonic"

2 - "Honey!!!, the microwaves not working again"
"I know, damned things emonic, lets just get a new one."
by dark_steihl May 03, 2008
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