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Emerlita 

Absolutely fucking insane. National origin is from the "islands", though she is not sure which one. Has an addiction to soapy water; refuses to cut her hair, resulting in the nickname of "the Asian Rapunzel." Favorite phrases usually include obsene curse words. Usually goes buy the name of "Merly". Can be used to describe an action of extreme insanity or sexual bizarrity.
"Dude, you just fucked that penguin?"
"Yeah, I pulled an Emerlita!"
Emerlita by SokkaAnn September 10, 2011
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Fedor Emelianenko 

Fedor Vladimirovich Emelianenko is a Russian Mixed Martial Artist who currently competes in the heavyweight division of Affliction Entertainment/M1 Global's MMA promotion, Affliction. He holds notable wins over Mirko Cro Cop, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira, Mark Coleman, Kevin Randleman, Ricardo Arona, Andrei Arlovski, Tim Slyvia, Mark Hunt and is known for his "NON HUMAN" style of fighting. Emelianenko's only loss on his 30 - 1 record came via doctor stoppage due to a cut right by his eye in which the doctor felt he could not continue. Since it was a tournaments finals a winner needed to be declared. Fedor then avenged his loss 5 years later by defeating Tsuyoshi Kohsaka via TKO. Although Emelianenko posseses a dangerous grappling background in Sambo/Judo he also carries that "one hit knockout power" in his right hand. To sum it up Fedor is not human, he is a machine, he is an experiment by members of the Soviet Union and eventually escaped to mark his name in history. No one will ever defeat this man, unless Jesus Christ himself decides to join in on the heavyweight division of an MMA promotion. He will crush any heavyweight in any organization, yes including the UFC. Dana White knows this better than I do.
Roadie: Yo niggah, Brock Lesnar handed Frank Mir the beating of his life!

Frost: Ofcourse he did, Mir is no Fedor, wait till' they match him up against a true Martial Artist like Fedor and then we'll see how that cocky WWE wrestler is after his dreams get shattered at the hands of The Last Emperor.

Roadie: Relax man, why do u take it to the heart?

(Fedor Emelianenko then walks in the room and pulls Roadies soul out his fuckin' spine).
Fedor Emelianenko by KENPO310 July 18, 2009
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Emelia by Rcboosh December 18, 2019
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"My life is so complete with Emelia"
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Emelia by Timmypatton69 December 30, 2020
The one word that describes the undesribable feeling twoards that special someone you love so much with a passion
Dayuuum this girl got me feeling EMERITA THO!
Emerita by iLesm December 17, 2008
A Demi-god with crimson and silver wings. Capable of burning half the world in crimson rage while shielding the other in silver providence.

Originates from "Emmanuel."

Is often humored by Korean Television Dramas.
Emelito: ...
(sound of flames)
Emelito: ...
Emelito by Ecsis February 18, 2008