Emmaus Catholic College

A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.

Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*

Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.

by YourSenpaiWaifu August 26, 2019

Emmaus Memes

Emmaus Memes is a Instagram page that was created by a student/ex-student from Emmaus College Jimboomba aimed at getting back at the school for stupid rules, refusal to do simple things and really really bad fucking choices.

"Hey MR Schweed can you get the bubblers fixed?"
"Sure"
(6 Months later in the middle of summer)

"That fucker lied!! Time to make some Emmaus Memes"

by TheEmmausDefiner October 28, 2018

Emauri

Emauri is usually that loud friend with no filter. She says what she want, when she want, and however she want. She’s definitely the life of the party. You can’t keep a person like Emauri in one place, because she has the spirit of a butterfly, she loves to wonder. Emauri is just a free spirit, you can’t help but do love her.

“Hey, have you heard of Emauri?”
“Everyone’s heard of Emauri!”

by Anonymously Awsome May 31, 2018

emasculate

Castrate, expurgate, to render effiminent. To remove the (male) genitals from.

He was mentally emasculated by the harsh tone in her voice.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Emmaus Hall

The Emmaus Hall (better known as the "Emmaus Golden Ring") is when at least 6 men, all over the age of 65 gather in an empty building, and all sit in a circle, all facing the person in front of them. They all collectively pee at the same time, aiming their penises as to shoot pee over the head of the partner and straight into their mouths.

My grandpa loves participating in the Emmaus Hall golden ring in his spare time.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 February 3, 2020

Emmaus High School

lots of stoners
like a lot of them

Person 1: "you go to emmaus high school?"
Person 2: "yeah"
Person 1: "I always wondered why you smelled like meth"

by green socks January 25, 2022

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008