Elp

The day following a holiday. The opposite of 'eve'.

Brian: What are you doing for Christmas Elp?
Shelby: Pigging out on leftovers, that's what. 'Elp me to some more, guv'nah!

by Auletris27 October 15, 2013

ELP

Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.

This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.

by christopher wright April 24, 2005

Elp

A disabled person

Ur such an elp

by Lehhrhd May 29, 2019

elp

elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant

that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks

by THEWONDERFULTED September 23, 2012

Aethos/Ethos(ELP)

An everlasting abstraction of light that'll lead one to darkness

An Aethos/Ethos(ELP) is an abstraction of light that'll lead to darkness with no end

by Max rush April 17, 2025