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Electrician 

The only thing gayer than aids is an electrician especially one that’s works for Wilmar
Electrician by HH99 December 16, 2023

Electrician 

The sort of guy that you consider calling because their fridge magnet has like 20 percent off, then they arrive on time but you lose the magnet. Then he charges you extra.
Customer:Hi, I lost my fridge magnet but would like to get a discount.
Businessman:No magnet, no discount. Sorry.
Customer:But it wasn’t my fault! The electrician who came to my house charged me extra! I DEMAND A REFUND!

Businessman: But he fixed it, didn’t he? So if you want a refund, we’ll come over and restore it back to how it was before. Goodbye!
Customer(sighs): I hate my fridge magnets.
Electrician by hissingcobra January 16, 2024

Electrician Underground 

Dope educational system that provides users with access to all of the training required in an electrical apprenticeship program for the relative cost of a value meal per month.

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electrician goes last 

Guys when I say electrician goes last, I mean that the ***WIRE is pulled last*** but the terminations such as receptacles and the switch boxes and light housings can be installing.
Electrician goes last Before hanging drywall/sheetrock/plywood (all electrical have to be done except the finals as fixtures/ outlets/switches etc.)

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.
“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

hometown electrician 

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*