A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019
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There was a man on his throne.
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
He sat there all alone.
His name was Edson.
And he sung a little song.
'Oooo Doodle Lay eee Whooooo'
'I AM EDSON, I POOPED SO HARD I AM EDSON LALALALALALALALAAAAAAA'
He has a big ass and is chunky and he sung the chunky hunky but he ain't no munky honey!
by TheUrbanManWithTheDans October 9, 2019
Get the Edson Crazy Pants mug.A great friend. Kind of weird, but a really good weird. Extremely attractive, fun to be with. Don’t lose your Eisen. He’s good to be around! Don’t forget about the Eisen, he will be sad. Eisen takes good care of his relationships. Eisen is a bit awkward around some people, but once he gets to know you, he is much more open.
If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.
Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.
If you are ever seated next to an Eisen, be cautious. If you’re male, he could try and befriend you. Good idea. Be friends. If you’re female, he may try and seduce you or befriend you. Submit to either depending on your sexual preference and relationship status.
Eisen is friends with Harrys, Matthews, Michaels, and Andersons.
by Danny_Dino January 3, 2020
Get the Eisen mug.A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School
by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019
Get the Eisenhower High School mug.Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.
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