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Eighties baities

1.) A porn magazine issued from 1980-1989 that is looked at while masturbating. 2.) Slang term for porn magazines from the 1980s. 3.) A combination of 1980s (eighties) and masturbating (baities).
1.) Do you guys want to go up to the attic and look at some of my dads old eighties baities? 2.) The bushes in those eighties baities are out of control. 3.) I keep a stack of eighties baities under my mattress.
by 887011 April 23, 2020
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the eighties

probably the best decade ever, it had some great music, and of all the stupid fads, the eighties had some of the most famous (ie the smurfs)
person 1: I love Nirvana's old stuff
person 2: I know, werent the eighties great?
by XxsnowboardnowxX May 14, 2005
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dark eighties

The dark eighties refers to the period of time in popular culture, between 1983 and 1990, when there was very little original thought occured. There was a mass market culture ruled by the common denominator.
For some reason bands like Wham! were actually popular during the dark eighties.
by Dakota Bill G March 15, 2005
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Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.
"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."
by pseudoben December 15, 2008
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Eighties TV

A TV with a 7 inch screen and 85 inch console usually made out of cheap immitaiion wood and fashioned into some hideous design involving pillars. Always equiped with a UHF analog dial for channel changing and a two screw UHF input jack which is not cable ready.
Hey wanna throw that eighties TV into that wood chipper.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
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Eighties' Legs

The quality (explicitly positive) of a woman's legs when they closely resemble legs found on many attractive women of the eighties. (Leg warmers optional, but equally amiable)

To be more descriptive and less analogous, Eighties Legs provide a marked voluptuousness that is made present by a moderated amount of exercise and healthy eating. Contrast between the upper thigh and lower thigh is high, with the calves being nothing if not dainty.
"Damn, that girl has Eighties' Legs!"
"What are Eighties' Legs?"
"Haven't you seen Ghostbusters? You need to get out less."
by B Phelps November 17, 2007
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eightiesretrometromonotrons

Usually found at the Monastery nightclub (ie the "mono") in Fortitude Valley, Brisbane QLD AUST, These people have embraced the comeback of eighties fashion with somewhat disturbing enthusiasim.
Could be described as a Jock with a twist (they like to think they look different to everyone else) But in actual fact, look like every other person in the club.
Fluro shirts, geometric patterns, headbands, massive sunnies etc etc. This extends to both women and men.
The emergence of the metrosexual culture in Australia, and for women the bimbo culture has produced the first wave of the eightiesretrometromonotrons.

Many of these people can be found on myspace, their profiles full of craaaaazy photos of themselves and their crauyyyzzze monotron pals (by craaayzzzee i mean, tongues poking out, crazy sideway and cross eyed looks into the camera etc etc) Photo's are taken in that fashion usually to depict how cool and individual they think they are.

Music of choice: all mainstream house, dance and electro Eg
Bodyrox – Yeah Yeah (D. Ramirez Vocal Remix)
Electrorock is becoming vastly popular within this particular group.

You will often hear a monotron saying phrases like, "dirty dirty trashbag" or "craaaaazy kids" Usually in reference to their fellow monotrons. Random is a very common word amongst the monotrons..."awww thats so raaaaaaaaannnndom" or "oh my god, your like so random"

Take a look next time at your next festival: (ie summerfieldayze, future music, parklife) Have a look around, if you think everyone looks different, congratulations you have made it, welcome to monotron status.
If you look around and see a pack of chopped kids rolling off their faces with massive retro sunglasses (covering the sattelite dishes of pupils), fluro headbands and shirts so atrocious that would wish you were born blind than set your eyes upon it again, take a sigh of relief, your ok.
"Man, whats wrong with the people in this place, everyone is off chops and look like tools", "yeh, eightiesretrometromonotrons, craaaaazye"
by glamournanna April 1, 2007
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