10 definitions by Jaggerrules

Piece of cloth that serves absolutly no purpose, somtimes piece of toilet paper that somhow gets stuck to your hat.
Nelly wears a du rag!...and he still sucks.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Waste of film starring Neve Campbell, in which highschool girls manipulate those who are more popular then themselves. This film is the holy grail for self mutilating skater kids. ATTENTION SKATER KIDS!!! A oujia board will not make you more popular...this movie is not..I REPEAT NOT a DOCUMENTARY!!
Hey wanna gather all the Craft tapes in the world and put them on a barge and blow it up in the middle of the atlantic!!!
by Jaggerrules July 15, 2004
A TV with a 7 inch screen and 85 inch console usually made out of cheap immitaiion wood and fashioned into some hideous design involving pillars. Always equiped with a UHF analog dial for channel changing and a two screw UHF input jack which is not cable ready.
Hey wanna throw that eighties TV into that wood chipper.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Piece of crap store that sells overpriced "health" products to idiots who dont know that they can buy the same thing for half price on the internet. Usually caters to Meatheads, wannabe Meatheads, Jr. Meatheads, Old People and people chasing that illusive "theatricle cumshot".
Hey Jim, You might as well use that GNC Gold Card to wipe your ass!!
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Evil incarnation of the Mario Brothers, also goes by the name "Wario" has been known to terrorize the country of Iraq and the Mushroom Kingdom, resides in Bagdhad, Tikrit, Drain Pipes, and The cloud level.
Saddam and Mario look like the same guy..
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
Annoying video game cliche, thanks to mortal combat, usually said when the opponent is already obviously dead/dying and the sick fuck with the controller wants to see an extra gruseome death in 8 bit graphics.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004