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Egomaniac 

1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.

4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)

5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
When in Rome do as the Romans do, when a Celebrity be egomaniacal. (NEVER to be confused with ecumenical)
Egomaniac by Kalynn Smith-Fabrizio December 9, 2003

egomaniac13 

a verrrry amazing person
person:Yo egomaniac13 is so based
person2:Yasss (ego response)
egomaniac13 by bigboycat66 September 25, 2022

ecomaniac 

An extremely vocal supporter of the "Green Movement" intent on saving the world by badgering or shaming everyone they know into a more eco-friendly lifestyle.
Can you believe that ecomaniac Justin just went on a rant about biodegradable shoes?
ecomaniac by Jeremy C. March 19, 2008

egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass
egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.

eglomaniac 

A person driven by their ego to attain more power. The combination of egomaniac and megalomaniac
Macbeth was an eglomaniac.
eglomaniac by Janhallo February 19, 2018

ergomaniac 

Someone obsessed with finding the placement of items in their immediate surroundings to obtain the maximum comfort and convenience.
Most men are ergomaniacs during March Madness - the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. While reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. At the same time.
ergomaniac by zurielseven May 15, 2008