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emophilia

-when two diseases are combined together, emo (ignore the pun), and hemophilia.
-an oxymoron, an emo that in fact is a hemophiliac would be redundant, in the sense that the general conception is that emos slit their wrists, or make themselves bleed. Hemophilia is the disease were your blood doesn't clot, so essentially, an emo that is also a hemophiliac would be redundant, because they would bleed to death
-an alternative rock band founded in Sioux Lookout ON, Canada, by Levi Sayers(bass),Bobby Siemens(guitar), Jesse Bradley(guitar),and Thomas Bent(drums), now known as Kimo Abe
the mother and father could not believe that they had not noticed there son's condition, which upon his death they found was emophilia
by Osiris Anarchion October 19, 2006
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emophilia

a word used to describe the love of emo boys/girls.
A love of the emotional and depressed comunity sometimes called a emo fetish. Commonly found in emo's and scene kids of any gender, emos are a large group where gender does not define whether it is ok to have sexual intercourse with each other, so hence this fetish is shared by the whole community.
<fetish of emos>
First boy: "Look it's James"
Second boy: "So it is, he's a strange boy"
First Boy: "I know he is, He wont do a chav or grunger"
Second boy: "yes he must have EMOPHILIA"
First boy: "I have it too"
by Glom the magical gay August 6, 2006
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Erdophilia

Erdophilia is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult experiences exclusive political attraction towards a dictator or quasi sultan in his late thirties. Regardless reasonable arugmentation by his enviroment he always stays loyal to his national father figure following the principle of "Heil mein Führer!".

Even though this subject wasn't discussed scientifically the WhatsApp Group "lyricist lounge" provides more than enough empirical evidence.
Fa**: "Erdogan is MY Führer!"
Da**: What is he talking about?
Ta**:Ah his Erdophilia again!
Se**: brings a slightly provocative rhyme
by Donald G Trump January 16, 2021
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emophiliac

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.
One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.
by Juan Pablo Menendez May 10, 2006
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Emophiliac

One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.
"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."
by Tim McKenna May 23, 2006
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Emophiliac

An Emo kid who only cuts themselves once...
"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."
by Bill_The_Whale October 22, 2006
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emophiliac

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable emotional leakage.
I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.
by Camel '86 December 28, 2008
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