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Egg nog

First, you must participate in anal sex with your partner (doesn't matter what gender, as long as you're a guy) then you must ejaculate in their rectum and coninue to have anal sex with them. Eventually, the semen starts mixing with their feces. You then pull out and have your partner lick the mixture off of your penis
Guy 1: so did you get with Sally?
Guy 2: hell yeah! I gave her some egg nog!
Guy 1: awesome!
by Full moon massacre May 29, 2015
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[Satan's] [Egg] [Nog]

Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of people refer to masturbation as a sin therefor it is Satan's. And egg nog simply because it seems to work.
Hey there, don't be ashamed if you spill a little bit of Satan's Egg Nog every here and there.
by Bendrix92 December 9, 2008
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Satan's Egg Nog

"I was watching a porno last night and this bitch got a face full of Satan's egg nog."
by J.Dahmer September 17, 2006
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egg nog sauna

A requested video from one of the camera men (Evan) that should be on the Unus Annus subreddit as the new pee sauna.
by E yes no July 8, 2020
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egg nog cum

1. what cum is called when it fills a cup so much that it looks like thick egg nog
2. a description of cum used to emphasize its thickness(usually considered disgusting) and thus create a stronger image; often used in an insulting context.
1. I thought that gargling egg nog cum could cure erectile dysfunction.
2a. The thick layer of viscous, white, sticky egg nog cum on the back seat of the car would not wash off after the three hours I had spent fucking.
2b. That band that played at the party just sucks egg nog cum.
by IntestinePoet December 28, 2005
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egg nog float

Ejaculating into some ones mouth then sticking you balls on top of the cum.
After the football game Matt went over to Courtney's house an gave her a nice juicy egg nog float.
by air cortez April 1, 2009
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satans egg nog

Don't be afraid to pour satans egg nog over her face.
by DeenMachine December 25, 2006
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