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AP European History

A class that can be extremely difficult or extremely easy depending on the type of teacher you have. I recommend asking older students what the teacher(s) at your school are like before taking this class.

Type A AP Euro Teacher
The teacher that makes it easy is a teacher that gives little to know busy work, actually talks about questions that will be on the exams, and gives curves. Some kids who are retards or are extremely lazy will still find a way to fail, but majority of kids will pass, and about half will pass the AP Exam. They will even let you share the work with other students at times. This is the type of teacher you want, if you get this kind of teacher, it is a great way to boost your GPA.

Type B AP Euro Teacher
This teacher likes to give 2-3 hours of homework every night, mostly considered busywork every night. Tests will be on the 8 chapters assigned the night before the test, and almost everybody will fail and there will be no curves. They will also create retarded projects, useless essays and make you memorize vocab words which wont be on the AP Test. This teacher will likely give you 5 different textbooks, and expect you to read every page of every textbook by the time the year is over. When the AP Test comes around, the 7 people who haven't dropped the class usually end up doing ok, but at the cost of drastically lowering their GPA. These teachers are responsible for roughly 8.2% of teenage suicide.
Student A:I love my AP European History teacher, I have a 95% and I barely study, he goes over all the test questions in class, and I only read chapter outlines on his website! My History teacher Rocks!

Student B:Screw you, There are no A's, 1 B, 3 C's, 40 D's and 80 F's in all of my AP European History teacher's classes, I spend 3 hours a night on homework and have to study 4 hours to get a D on a test, 5 students have killed themselves this year, 7 are in mental hospitals, 6 have eating disorders, 3 are in jail for trying to kill the teacher. AP European History sucks.
by Junker939393 December 3, 2013
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European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.
As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"
by drunkram July 22, 2015
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Packing For Europe

A physical act performed by insertion of both testicles into the vaginal opening during doggystyle anal sex.
The whole time I was blasting Aaron's mom's ass, I was packing for Europe!
by NYkid420 July 21, 2011
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European Fanta

The type of Fanta that they only sell in Europe. Unlike its American counterpart its not your run of the mill orange soda. It is completely unique to itself and delicious. Not to mention way better tasting.
Person 1: Hey you want some Fanta?

Person 2: No I only like European Fanta.

Person 1: What's the difference?

Person 2: It's better than this American crap/
by EuroFantaisbetter August 11, 2009
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European Birth Control

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
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European hearing aid

Having sex with the gaugeearrings in a woman's ear. May require lube. Also see gauge rage.
Garett: Hey man, Cindy just got gauges.
Doug: what are u planning on doing with them?
Garett: European hearing aid!
Doug: be care full, you don't wana chaf.
by Dbu June 7, 2013
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The European Wank

While playing “Europe’s” the final countdown, masturbate profusely taking yourself close to the point of orgasm. Call out in your loudest voice for the highest person in power to see you immediately. The goal being to achieve orgasm before said person arrives
I took The European wank at work today and blew on my bosses pants
by The_Gentleman79 February 1, 2020
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