EDP
EDP by pseud0nym12470 June 4, 2023
EDP
short for Emotionally Disturbed Policeman. A civillian term given to a cop that is a real asshole or just plain crazy.
Policeman: Lisence and registration?
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
Woman: I'm sorry but I don't have it officer, I'm in a rush, my mother is dying and I have minutes to get the hospital...
Policeman: Get Your Hands Up! Shut Up! I'm in charge here!! ..settle down! .. no back talk! or I will just have to take you downtown little miss my mom's dying..RELAX! let me do my job!! I will taser you!
Woman: (?).. frick'in EDP!
Policman: that's it, now you did it! you're coming with me. Let's see you go to a funeral from jail!
EDP's cupcake
Alias used by popular rapper Kanye East in the hit song "Fortnite Balls", revealing that he is in fact EDP's sexual partner.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.
Originated from drama surrounding competitive eater EDP's sussy choice in cupcake flavour.
"I'm EDP's cupcake, Kim cheated
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls
Laugh my ass off, big cheese
Kim left me, 19$ Fortnite card"
- Kanye East, Fortnite Balls
EDP's cupcake by dude-man69 October 6, 2021
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