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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022

Ebert's Law

When you ask somebody to try their own hand at something before criticizing your efforts, you have violated Ebert's Law and lost the argument. Roger Ebert is not a filmmaker, but he knows what he likes and doesn't, and has every right to say so. Similarly, people don't need to be chefs to recognize a good restaurant, or musicians to appreciate a symphony.

Person 1: Your story is rubbish!
Person 2: I bet you couldn't do better!

Person 2 has violated Ebert's Law

by Sairin December 30, 2004

John Egbert

John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF

"Hey look it's fucking John Egbert"

by SeerOfBreath May 7, 2018

teach Roger Ebert to yodel

Something that is exceedingly difficult.

Students, I don't want to hear any more complaining about the term papers. You've had all semester to do this and the assignment has not changed. It's not like I'm asking you to teach Roger Ebert to yodel.

by Pork Breakdown December 15, 2010

Eckert

A Legend. If you get to become friends with an Eckert you won’t regret it. Overall a great friend.

That guy over there is an Eckert.

by bec-2314 August 15, 2018

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 2, 2003

Elbert

The most awesome guy in the entire fucken universe. The tallest mountain in the Rocky's (Mt. Elbert) was named after the human Elbert. Elbert = the best.

Michael Phelps is believed to be the Elbert of swimming.

by The one that saves the world October 7, 2011