eben

a very secczy 6'2 tall belooga who speaks dutch , oogabooga and french.

Look at that whale in the ocean, it's a total eben!

by kiexd November 12, 2020

Eben

A pervert who touchs girls innapropriatly.

He's touching her! He's an Eben

by Bwawasjgs April 22, 2011

Eben

Someone with a tiny penis

"His penis is so small, whe should start calling him Eben, lol"

by RedDongDingo October 18, 2019

Eben

1. chinese for abnormally retarded

by ryan August 21, 2003

Eben

1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.

Eben is a shump.

by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003

Eben

A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.

Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?"
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."

by ChaesNobruh January 19, 2020

Eben

EBEN IS A DIRTY PIG. EBEN NEEDS TO WASH HIS HANDS

EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC

by maddi_dp <3 December 10, 2021