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A pervert who touchs girls innapropriatly.
He's touching her! He's an Eben
Eben by Bwawasjgs April 22, 2011
"His penis is so small, whe should start calling him Eben, lol"
Eben by RedDongDingo October 18, 2019
1. chinese for abnormally retarded
Eben by ryan August 21, 2003
1) See SHUMP
2) See CUTTY
3) Self righteous, pompous, know-it-all. Like's to begin sentences with "The thing about (insert subject here) is..." in a tone that suggests complete knowledge of the subject.
Eben is a shump.
Eben by Banjo Q Pussywhistle April 8, 2003
A horny fellow with a cheap ass personality. Can often be spotted with anime figures and many used condoms strewn around his room.
Guy: "Hey did you hear about Eben?"
Girl: "No what happened?"
Guy: "He be frothing from the balls with precum."
Eben by ChaesNobruh January 19, 2020
EBEN IS A DIRTY PIG. EBEN NEEDS TO WASH HIS HANDS
EBEN IS VERY UNHYGIENIC
Eben by maddi_dp <3 December 10, 2021