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MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE 

MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU YOU DEGENARATE ASSHOLE GO CHOKE ON A DILDO YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ASSHOLE EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE

eat shit and die

When you demand a nearby person to eat feces of any animal (Human Or Not) and then become a non-living being.
eat shit and die by explodoboy April 3, 2017

eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating
you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.
eat shit and die by flipynif November 17, 2004

Eat shit and die

Usually said when angry, or in humour.
Eat shit and die by Minority November 2, 2008

eat shit and die

Usually said when really pissed off.

Say it, then beat the person the fuck up.
"Eat shit and die!" Johnny said as he ran over and beat the shit out of the queer nerd.
eat shit and die by Mike February 8, 2004

eat shit and die

A fun message to replace a fortune slip (in a fortune cookie) with.
MAN: Eat shit and die.
WO-MAN: No.