I’d eat a dog’s ass!

A phrase some countryfolk types use to express that they’re ravenously hungry.

Honey, I’m so darn hungry, I’d eat a dog’s ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

by jakedtyled January 23, 2010

eat the dog

Being in an extreme situation, so extreme that one is forced to eat the family dog and/or family members.

"They ran through the woods, for many nights, haunted by demons and other creatures of the night, in near panic, stopping only for the occasional piss. Steve was spared, but in desperation, Toto had to go."

"We had to _eat the dog_ on that excursion!"

by xxxMadelinexxx January 26, 2008

eat a dog challenge

Eat a dog challenge is where you find a rabid dog and use it to prepare a fine meal and eat it yourself or make someone else to eat it

Hey did you hear that uncle tom did the eat a dog challenge to his colleague

by mr ansley August 12, 2018

dog eat

tasty dog

dog : oni chan
human : oh yeah mr crabs
dog eat is very nice to do

by AiR.Ben November 10, 2019

dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 18, 2023

eat shit dog turd

A phrase used to try and offend somewhen when fighting but really do not want to fight.

When billy bob yelled at jim bob,jim bob said, eat shit dog turd.

by bob michallison January 2, 2005