Earland

The art of loosing your virginity with a quick shag behind highstreet stores, such as tesco's or for a classier bang, waitrose.

"Well kids, loosing my virginity is an interesting story. Basically, I did an Earland..."

by capslock78888 January 23, 2012

run errands

A trip to get or do something, especially for something you don't really like to do or have to do for someone else. It's not like shopping!

Sorry I cannot see you now I have to run errands.

by Aaadrian September 7, 2006

earcandy

1. Sounds that elicit a pleasureable response from the listener.

"Got some new earcandy from Coldplay"

by Wendy Kroy October 3, 2005

Midget errands

When "little people" have to run errands in the real world.

Aw she's running little midget errands

by Kinny/Kenneth July 10, 2011

fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

errands

A term used to tell your buddies what's goin down, without telling them the entire story, which will be described in detail at a later date.

"Hey Garrett, where did you run off to before class today? You were like 30 minutes late and the teacher got pissed...."

"I just had to run some errands"

"I see.....i hope you made sure that cute clerk at Vons properly bag your polish sausage"

by cali_blake December 31, 2007

Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.

Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.

by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008