bluetooth earphones

Prices of shit that don't work most of the time

These damn bluetooth earphones will not work fetch me a hammer

by Slenderman3954 December 25, 2017

shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018

mug me earphones

The distinctive earbuds associated with the Apple iPod. iPods are easy to pick out because of their white earphones and are popular on the black market making them more likely to be stolen. aka mugmes

iPod Users are easy to spot, sporting the white ear buds, often referred to as mug me earphones.
- The Globe and Mail (Canada), November 15, 2008

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

Ghost earphones

When you take out one or both earbuds ,but you feel as if they are still plugged in you ears.

"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"

by losfrijoles February 5, 2017

Flesh Ear-phones

Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.

Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"

by Frankietown October 24, 2009

earphone phaker

When a person has earphones in apparently listening to music, but in reality listening to other people's conversations, usually about how creepy that person is.

Other people think he's not paying attention because he's jamming to music, so it's a very affective illusion.

Usually employed by creepers, stalkers, or when a person happens to overhear something about themselves, in which they turn down or off their music to hear what is being said.

Another similar illusion is pretending to sleep. People then open up and start talking about things they may not while one is awake.

"I don't think we can talk right now. Jake looks like he's earphone phaking."

"I was earphone phaking the other day, and I heard Amanda likes Joe!"

"Man! I hate Mike! He's such a earphone phaker!"

by J.S.H.T. September 23, 2009

earphone distance

The distance two people have to be from each other in order to share the earpeices of a single set of earphones.

We were packed pretty tight in the auditorium. Nearly earphone distance from each other.

by Paratroopa January 9, 2009