Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad: Earmuffs!
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad: Earmuffs!
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
by justasillylilgirl March 18, 2009
"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."
by ocean_diver January 11, 2021
Hands put over a child's ears so adults can cuss. Sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA until the parents stop yelling.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
Man, Ians ears are red becuase he had his earmuffs on. I know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
by Diane the BITCH July 09, 2005
Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
by Rostra Maximus March 20, 2011
When a man gets a blow job while taking a shit. Holding his hands over her ears forcing her to finish before finishing his shit.
Jeremy "taking that dump was so much easier after blowing my load in her mouth." "Had to use the earmuffs technique"
by allstar711 October 08, 2010
The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.
Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.
by sucubus April 21, 2006
When two men stand on either side of a sleeping victim and each put one of their testicles on the victim's ears.
by UnderscoremyTilde April 03, 2009