Earf

Earf (er-f) - is the ability to pick a person up atleast three feet off the ground and slam them back to the ground with maximum capacity,and a side effect of the slam would be shortness of breathe.

1. It would be in your best interest not to fight me because I will Earf you.

2.If I am in a fight I would hate to be Earfed,it hurts really bad

by debo aka bode February 26, 2011

earf tone

A black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics.

Snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo! Eyes dit ent see dat 1 cum in.

by chad September 3, 2004

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

earf turf

when one owns the whole world and feels intitled to it.

Boy; what chu got fool?
Guy; Nigga got earf turf

by Konnigge ariscne June 3, 2011

welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

evil earf

evil earf isnt straight, he's gay. if earf tells you hes straight its not earf

have you heard earf is straight?
nah, thats evil earf. hero earf is gay.

by Inasmithta October 27, 2021

Earf

E.A.R.F
An acronym for

Eat ass regularly forever

Tom: Yo Shane do you want earf today?

Shane: Yea I'm always down to earf!

by fizzybubbles4 October 8, 2025