Earf

Earf (er-f) - is the ability to pick a person up atleast three feet off the ground and slam them back to the ground with maximum capacity,and a side effect of the slam would be shortness of breathe.

1. It would be in your best interest not to fight me because I will Earf you.

2.If I am in a fight I would hate to be Earfed,it hurts really bad

by debo aka bode February 26, 2011

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earf tone

A black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics.

Snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo! Eyes dit ent see dat 1 cum in.

by chad September 3, 2004

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scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

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earf turf

when one owns the whole world and feels intitled to it.

Boy; what chu got fool?
Guy; Nigga got earf turf

by Konnigge ariscne June 3, 2011

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welcome to earf

The proper way to welcome alien visitors to our planet as described by the great diplomat Will Smith in Independence Day. Usually accompanied by a punch.

"Welcome to Earf!"
*Punches Alien*
*Later*
"AND WHAT DA HELL IS DAT SMELL?"

by Guy January 27, 2007

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Google Earf

Welcome to earf, Google earf is a major spelling mistake and if you make this spelling mistake, You are certified dumb.

Person 1: Hey man! Wanna go on a ride?
Person 2: Yeah sure! What app are you gonna find the gas station on?
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Wha-
Person 1: Google Earf.
Person 2: Ok.
Person 1: GOOGLE EAR-
Person 2: OK OK I GET I-

by a man that is in ud August 20, 2022

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