eardrum assassin

Refers To Someone Who Annoyingly Talks TOO Much. Someone Who Never Shuts-Up.

Joe: Bla , BlaBla, Bla, Blabaabaabaa.

Dude; Will You STFU Your An "Eardrum Assassin"

by DGringo October 1, 2009

eardick

the bluetooth earpiece that seemingly unimportant people feel the need to wear constantly.

question: Does that seemingly unimportant guy have a bionic ear from the future or something?

answer: No, nothing that cool by any means, it's just another eardick!

by jdogggggggggggggggg June 20, 2007

Eardley

The act of launching a projectile at a close target, but missing due to a temporary inability to aim / perceive the distance of said object/target.

Throwing a ball of paper at the bin that's less than 3 feet away from you and missing would prompt a bystander to proclaim "My Word, You've just done an Eardley.

by GeekThree February 12, 2010

Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011

eardigger

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.

I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.

by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017

eardoctor

fuck you you spelled ear doctor wrong

your a fucking idiot... eardoctor

by foilhat January 2, 2018

EARDS

The term used in reference to an infectious disease that one may hypothetically contract by using someone else’s potentially contaminated ear buds.

I’m not using those nasty ear buds to listen to your stupid prank call clip, I might get “EARDS!”

by Tanbeer January 7, 2019