earting

Eating and farting simultaenously

John was earting during breakfast tbis morning

by BigDbear November 29, 2017

Earbashing

non-stop chatter

"Oh My GAWD! DID YOU WATCH PASSIONS TODAY!! JULIAN IS MARRIED TO WHATSHERFACE@!!!!! etc etc..."

by aenema August 16, 2003

egobating

the act of videotaping ones selfe masterbating, then masterbating to that video.

i used to think my dad was normal but i cought him egobating the other day.

by reconwolf117 May 19, 2011

earetting

Smoking out of a gauged ear.

We were at a party last weekend, some chick was earetting anything. We smoked Blacks and some tree through her gauges.

by Braken April 6, 2009

Harbating

to stalk someone all the time

I saw someone harbating the neighbor last night!

by RKAnonomus January 8, 2012

earbanging

When your partner pokes or simulates cleaning out your ears while making out with the intention of causing arousal.

We were making out while all of a sudden he stuck his finger in by ear and started earbanging me.

by naynay ellis April 4, 2015

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004