Ear Rape

When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.

That ear rape hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018

Ear Rape

Ear rape can be classified as an ear piercing noise, like bass boosted music or altered sound effects. Ear rape sometimes is underwhelming, were other times you will die from the noise.

I like to annoy my sister with some Fortnite ear rape.

by FortnutLover6699 December 19, 2018

Ear Rape

When you hear someone who is so annoying that the sound of their voice hurts worse than being penetrated in the ear.

Rosa: "HEY JONO! AJHKVHLIKVJBKDFJK!! I'M LOUDDDD!"

Jordan: "Wow that Rosa chick just ear raped me."

Steve: "Yea... me too"

by JT Super Bad January 29, 2007

Ear-rape

An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.

Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.

by Gamer-X April 14, 2010

Ear rape

When your boss calls and screams at you for problems that you did not create. Usually your boss is crazy and doesn't know how to handle her own life. She lashes out at people in such harsh tones and loud screams it hurts your ears.

That bitch boss Susan just ear raped me for ten minutes because she was mad at Rhonda.

by Sneezymuffins May 28, 2018

Ear Rape

A sound so loud and/or annoying that it penetrates your ear drums.
It may either be resolved or useless with hearing protection.
Commonly experienced by concert and party goers and spacegeeks.

Ben: I can't believe my sister went with her friends to see Taylor Shit on tour.
Gregory: I know, right?
Ben: I can't imagine how she felt.
Gregory: She said it was ear rape.
Ben Oh my god.

by gregben June 7, 2023