A fury red beast that looks like your mom. Also known as a brainwasher because he brainwashes little kids. Elmo has a HORRIBLE hairline. He is very funny and weighs 69 pounds.
He has a Elmo hairline!
by Bsnabsbsn February 21, 2017
1.bright red sesame street character - pure evil, v.v.v. psychopathic & knows where u live. keep your eyes peeled: he is very short, skinny, with a small rugby ball head & 2 plastic white balls with black dots for eyes - black mouth always hangs slightly open in a very scary way. 2.harmless cute cuddly thng wit freaky movin blanky.
by SheWithTheFatCat January 27, 2007
A ruthless killer. Out to get your children. Red and fuzzy in appearance. Usually hangs out on Sesame Street with his posse.
by GIMOtube February 21, 2022
lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song!!!
by Anonymous April 20, 2003
by Mary April 07, 2005
This puppet was sent to rehab in 1998 and was released in 2003. He is now on the run from the PoPo and he kills everyone he sees. He is mostly roming around Elmo's World, Massachusetts.
by I am yourworstnightmare101 December 16, 2007
(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.
Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap?
Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.
Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.
by Coaldrone January 21, 2004