Dwarf

When you are very short and your are not at average height also known as a midget

Wow! Ethan is a fucking dwarf. Motherfucker is so small. Fucking midget

by Ethan is a dwarf February 22, 2019

Dwarf

When you’re under average height also known as Ethan

Ethan is a dwarf, he’s so small!

by Ethan is a dwarf February 22, 2019

Dwarf

Is one of the greatest race ever. They are often found on cold places in videogames, but in real life they live among us average tall people. The Dwarves is maybe short in lenght but their penises grows larger on the skin, meat and all other things that could be used on other things. n other words. They are truly awesome.

That Dwarf got a penis almost longer than Trygve's!

by TryBern July 11, 2008

Dwarfed on

Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Usually done to someone by a dominant person or team.

Tenacious D: "Have you ever been dwarfed on - by two guys who are hot for your snatch?"

So I was totally dwarfin' on this chick that I met at the pumpkin patch, I think she had achondroplasia

by 123 Fake Boner October 09, 2009

Dwarfing

When two dwarfs, or one dwarf and another are fucking. Often is referenced when a man talks to his buds about might prostitution rings that he has visited.

a. Hey how was your night?
b. My night was great! I went dwarfing last night!
a. Really! i have always wanted to try that!

by PKPLR January 19, 2015

dwarf

How to recognize and handle with a dwarf:

A dwarf is a person with a strong mind, little height and a nasty temper.
You should never mess with a dwarf, except you want to get kicked your booty.
Dwarfgirls may seem cute but can be really anoiying and breathtaking sometimes.
Female dwarfs don`t grow beards!!! But they may sometimes use false beards for protection.
Never underestimate a dwarf!!! It isn`t good for your health.

Pwets: Wow that`s what I call a dwarf. Isn`t it cute?!
Carlo: What a sheepish little beard it wears!
Dwarf: Wait until I get you!
(kicks Pwets badly in the ass)
Pwets: I was only trying to be nice, really.
Dwarf: Tell that to my husband.
(walks away steaming)

by Corlin June 03, 2006

dwarf

"Dwarf" is slang for a marijuana cigarette which has been almost completely consumed.

Don't crush that dwarf, hand me a the pliers! - Firesign Theatre

by ethereel January 16, 2011