duck with a dick

adj. Insanely ridiculous and absurd; comical

When shit is so ridic...that it's duck with a dick.
"Dude there's a $10 cover at this place."
"What!? That's duck with a dick, man. Let's get out of here."
by RizzDizz February 10, 2009
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dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature
Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.
by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016
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dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.
That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!
by Mr_Spazzy February 6, 2015
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Dick Duck Fart

From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?

You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.

OR

*ring ring*

Kassie: Hello?

Mick: Dick duck fart.

Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?

Mick: ...

Kassie: ...

Mick: Dick duck fart.
by McMeddles April 4, 2009
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Dick Duck Fucker

A) A pejorative for a Roman. This term has its origins in the phrase "Dick Duck Fart"--a Roman motto (dic duc ferte) meaning say, lead, and bear. Rome's subjugated people referred to their conquerors as "Dick Duck Fuckers."

B) Possibly apocryphal texts suggest that the term had its origins in an incident involving a legionnaire and a Gaul. Like all Romans, the legionnaires would march through enemy territory chanting "Dick Duck Fart." As one especially savage soldier chopped a baby's head off, the mother screamed: "You're all dick duck fuckers!" making a mockery of the Roman battle cry. She was subsequently drawn and quartered.
Mick: Bush and Obama are a couple of imperialist Dick Duck Fuckers.

Kassie: What does Dick Duck Fucker mean?

Mick: It's Latin.
by McMeddles February 28, 2014
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Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it
by Posley January 20, 2023
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Ducking dick

To deep throat your partners penis
Adam was very much enjoying his receiving ducking dick
by Pro393828 June 1, 2022
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