douchewagging

The act of being a jerk for no reason; being a total douche

"Did you see Jacob?"

"Yes! He was toatally douchewagging all over school!"

by mangled-elven-ass September 3, 2014

duchetard

when some one is being a duche in a retard way

duchetard: hey i just f'ed ur mom
not a duchetard: man you are being such a duchetard you duchetard

by rawr rawr steven November 6, 2009

DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

A more intense way of saying douchebag or tool. It is longer and more dramatic simply to show how douchy said person is.

Person1: Hey bro! I just banged ur cousin!
Person2: Wow, your a DoucheWaffleMc'CuntNugget

by EdibleFood January 24, 2010

Douchewaffle

The next level of douche-baggery. This is the top-of-the-line version of a douchebag. A douchewaffle often cusses excessively, makes fun of those who are often smaller than him/herself, thinks highly of him/herself, may have been abused as a child, and usually has an IQ relative to that of a monkey. Can also be considered a flat out moronic asshole.

Jake: Wow, that guy is such an asshole... GOD he pisses me right the fuck off!!!

Joe: I know what you mean dude... that guy's a real douchewaffle.

by Ryuuka-EMS November 9, 2009

[douchewad]

adj. someone who is a bag of douche.

Abraar is a douchewad.

by joeyyyg January 24, 2009

douchewad

A term used to describe a group of douchebags who hang out together and never get laid due to the fact of serious funky body odor they have from playing nonstop video games 24/7.

I wouldn't go near that group of guys over there. I can smell their B.O. from over here, and I'm 50 feet away. What a freakin' douchewad! Look, now they're going into that video game store.

by SewerChewer January 4, 2008

douchewazz

A person that is being a fucking dick that needs to go home and jerk off because there perverted ass needs to get the fuck away from everyone else.

"That douchewazz cut m off!!"
"Ben is a fucking douchewazz"
"Justin Bieber is a douchewaz!"

by QueenofthisHell101 January 16, 2016