American "president" (well, I do admit that he won his second term fair and square-- which makes me want to move to someplace sane like Nigeria) who seems to think that America should be run by rules that worked extremely well for a band of pastoral nomads in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Also tends to make speeches in which he uses words like "freedom" and "liberty" a lot without really appreciating what they actually mean. Makes me think of a cross between the medieval Norwegian religious fanatic King Olaf the Lawbreaker and "Big Brother" from Orwell's <i>1984</i>.
by Usman Bello February 07, 2005
Three neurosurgeons, a german, a british and an american, are bragging about their achievements. The german: I removed half of a patients brain and he was able to go look for a job in 3 months! The brit: The last patient I lobotomized was able to join the army in less than six weeks. The american: I have a patient from Texas, Dubya, with no brain at all, and since he's in the whitehouse, one half of the nation is looking for a job and the other half is in the army!
by Friend Bin December 13, 2004
Noun: Colloquialism used to refer to an individual who shares any of the following characteristics with the United States 43rd President:
1/ Is educationally subnormal
2/ Is incapable of using basic English
3/ Has an armadillo fetish
4/ Believes themselves to be the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ (amen)
5/ Someone who severely over-uses the phrase "God Bless America! (and fuck everyone else)"
6/ Someone with the perpetual look of a confuzzled muppet on their face
7/ Someone who cannot rationally debate with their 5th grade teachers about Evolution and Charles Darwin, yet feels the needs to argue with them anyway
8/ Someone who feels obliged to systematically nuke every developing country that didn't send the U.S. a Christmas card last year
And so the list goes on...
1/ Is educationally subnormal
2/ Is incapable of using basic English
3/ Has an armadillo fetish
4/ Believes themselves to be the second coming of our lord Jesus Christ (amen)
5/ Someone who severely over-uses the phrase "God Bless America! (and fuck everyone else)"
6/ Someone with the perpetual look of a confuzzled muppet on their face
7/ Someone who cannot rationally debate with their 5th grade teachers about Evolution and Charles Darwin, yet feels the needs to argue with them anyway
8/ Someone who feels obliged to systematically nuke every developing country that didn't send the U.S. a Christmas card last year
And so the list goes on...
by Gnostic_Neo January 23, 2007
A dim-witted ne're-do-well that hangs around others begging for a free ride. Avoids any real work, fails at anything they do and rides the coat-tails of others.
"A moment I've been dreading. George (VP Bush) brought his ne're-do-well son (dubya) around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida. The one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job." Ronald Reagan May 17, 1986
by buzzards27 September 18, 2007
root: george 'w' bush. characterized by a series of poor decisions that result in significant losses for those in need and significant gains to the already rich. Example: in blackjack, dealer shows 6, 3rd base player takes a hit on 16, gets a 2, then hits again, resulting in a bust, dealer gets a 5 on his 16.
by Dale Kim June 14, 2008
by Chris February 25, 2005