DTI

Acronym for Down To Interview. This is used by those in the broadcasting industry when reporters are trying to find interviews for their story. Most times it can be difficult, so there are some people who are your "go to" people because they're always willing to comment on a story and do an interview. They're typically politicians, city officials, doctors, etc.
Reporter: I can't get anybody to talk to me about the flu vaccine shortage.
Producer: Have you talked to Mary at the county health department? She's always DTI.

Reporter: I wonder what's going to happen now that the mayor resigned because of his scandal.
News Director: Talk to councilman Johnson. He's DTI. He'll always comment on everything.
by Grand Junction December 14, 2013
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Didn't Turn In Syndrome (DTIS), usually effects middle school or junior high school kids, particularly males. While homework may actually get done, it ends up crumpled at the bottom of a backpack, stuffed at the back of a locker, or on the floor somewhere. The DTIS boy is clueless and usually has no idea what happened. He has no idea whether or not his homework was even done, let alone turned in.
Parent: “What? How did you get a D in your English class??
Son: “I don’t know…”
Later…
Parent: “Why is my son getting such a low grade?”
Teacher: “He hasn’t turned in any homework this term… I’m afraid he has DTIS.”
Parent: “Oh my God…”
by Omar Sec November 13, 2009
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???: Oh did you hear what happened?
??: No why?
???: Some crazy drama went down because some girl named "Isa" exposed her friend so randomly!
??: Whattt!?
???: Yeah that's why everybody's all saying DTI now
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Donald Trump Incompetence, is the inability to function effectively, make sound decisions, and demonstrate strength. Instead, he often deflects blame onto others who are not in control, such as DEI initiatives, 'woke' culture, Biden, Obama, Democrats, RINOs, and progressive policies."
Example 1
Ivanka: I can't believe a military helicopter crashed into an airplane in DC, what did the administrator of the FAA have to say about that?
Melania: We longer have a administrator of the FAA, due to DTI
Ivanka: That's terrible, is that why the President is blaming others, instead of himself?
Melania: Exactly

Example 2
Ivanka: Whose great idea was it to raise prices by 30% and expect hard working tax paying Americans to pay for it?
Melania: According to our leaders, other countries will pay for it, not the consumers.
Ivanka: But the other countries will just charge us more for the items
Melania: Correct, but the consumer is not paying for it directly, the other countries will...another great DTI decision
Ivanka: That's a terrible idea, the consumers will pay for it regardless.
Melania: I know, but it was great talking to you, by boyfriend Hunter is calling me.
Ivanka: Tell him I said Hi!
by Carochio January 30, 2025
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dtis

(joke) but dtis
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DTI

Daily tomato intake; the amount of tomatoes one eats in a 24 hour time period, usually measured in whole tomatoes
Witt, have you hit your DTI yet? Better get working!
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DTI

Daily tomato intake; the number of tomatoes, to the nearest whole tomato, one consumes in a 24 hour time period
What’s your DTI looking like these days?

Have you hit your DTI today, Witt? Better get eating!
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