Dry Bones

a turt that go skert

Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

by jaydeelife October 13, 2023

bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"

"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."

by little blake May 22, 2008

Bone Dry

A person, subject or situation which is dull, tiresome, boring, mundane - causing the sufferers to sigh, raise their heads to the sky, and wish they were anywhere else but here or with this person.

That meeting achieved nothing, it was pointless and wasted my life, it was bone dry.

Conversations with Jeffry are painful, he is bone dry.

My job is bone dry.

by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011

Bone Dry

Having ejaculated many times, to the point of discomfort or pain

Jenny got me bone dry last night

by RussianSpy434 March 25, 2020

desert bone dry

adjective
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one

it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid

zach, i am going to suck your shit DESERT BONE DRY, and then i'm gon fuck ya

by bonedrysucker69 December 5, 2016

bone dry

completely or extremely dry

The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.

by bluestinger66 April 19, 2023

dry bones

when you are tugging your meat but don't use lube

after a hard day working at the mines, wario decided to go dry bones

by vantawhitechudcel May 17, 2025