drunklexia

the inability to write, for example type a text message, when drunk

i spelt your name right despite my drunklexia

by wqetuo November 21, 2009

Drunkslexia

Form of dyslexia found commonly in drunken texts, facebook statuses and other typed media

Him: "jio rfea,lky lobfr tyou ccccc"
(morning after)
Her: "hey, what did you mean to say last night?"
Him "no idea, beer gives me drunkslexia"
Her "good, because i'm your sister."

by TheBlade69 January 8, 2012

drunkenexia

When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.

That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, she must have drunkenexia.

by Barbie9a March 19, 2008

drunkenexia

When someone replaces food with alcohol, or a person's diet only consists of alcohol.

That drunk bitch in the club is to skinny, she must have drunkenexia.

by Barbie9a March 19, 2008

drunkorexic

A term to describe most attractive females who enjoy inexpensive nights out and looking good.
They do this by replacing food with alcoholic drinks not only to avoid putting on weight but to get drunk quicker.
Duff's have been successful in avoiding this label for many years now.

Hot Chick: Are you going to eat that before we go out?

Duff: Of course, I love food.

Hot Chick: So do I but I like getting all the attention even more!

Duff: Omg, you are so drunkorexic! Could you pass the salt?

by RusselT March 19, 2008

drunkorexic

Following a cocktail diet through out the day

Whats wrong with being drunkorexic, at least you fill your body with liquid not greasy mcdonalds and taco bells

by Nihan February 19, 2009

Drunkerexic Depression

1.When someone is so depressed thay cant sleep or eat they can only drink so they stay drunk.

2.After a bad break up the broken up with just sits at home and drinks and crys.

1. I lost my Job i can't eat or sleep i have Drunkerexic Depression.

2.My Wife left me so im just gonna sit here and drink and hope i feel better

by VampireMisstresss February 21, 2009