Late Night Drunkenness (LND)

The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.

The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.

Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.

People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"

by Candia Posse August 3, 2012

Optimal Drunkenness

The point during the night when the alcohol level in the bloodstream provides the most buzz with the least chance of discomfort later.

In economic terms: the point at which the marginal product of drinking meets the marginal cost of drinking.

After 7 beers and 3 shots of vodka, I reached optimal drunkeness and partied all night.

by Chris Cole December 5, 2004

drunking

Drinking with the deliberate intention of getting very intoxicated

Jim and I were drunking last night, and boy did I get drunk.

by Michelle "the awesome" Mojo December 22, 2008

sleep drunking

- verb - Similar to sleep walking; essentially, sleep drunking involves waking from a passed out state, walking around, speaking, peeing, or doing almost anything disruptive, and then returning to a passed out condition for the remainder of the night (or day)

Remember that guy that I let crash in my room last night? Yeah, he got up at about 4 and starting banging around, mumbling crazy stuff, and then he started peeing in my closet!! He doesn't remember any of that this morning. He was totally sleep drunking.

by himynameisjames May 3, 2006

Drunkering

When one is drunk and drinking more to get drunker.

We were sitting around and getting drunkering.

by Zoswinner December 12, 2016

drunkenizer

One who utilizes the intoxicating effects of alcohol to pacify women into sexual submision.

hey bitch, drink that shit and come over here.

by Eric Phillips March 25, 2004

Drunklingler

When you have had two gins five glasses of wine and a beer and are now drunk and accidentally call the Chinese takeaway asking for a chicken kebab and some fish and they hang up on you and tell you to stop being silly

Lats night I was soooo drunklingler like you wouldn't believe it.

by Chonky child December 22, 2020