drump

When you poop while drunk. It's pretty smooth but you hear the sounds of the party and that makes you want to speed up. Combo of drunk and dump.

I was drumping as fast as I could but I still missed David's hair catching fire.

by Al_Tal August 16, 2011

Drump

A Trump dump, Nickname for Donald Trump supporters.

A Lot of those southern voters are drumps.

by bushcraft April 21, 2016

drump

A mix of Donald Trump and dump (D(r)ump)- It reflects his character.

Have you heard of Donald Drump's toupee flying to space?

by nothelarifari May 17, 2016

Drumping

To drunkenly bump into things.

"Dude for some reason I have so many bruises from that party last night."
"That's because you were drumping into everything."

by bbrein March 14, 2014

Drump

manipulating a female to engage in sex for one night and never speak with her again. or to phsycially and mentally tramatize another person.

Yo man, I drump this girl last night.
Did you drump that chick yet?
Man, he just drump you!

by Mark Thomson June 27, 2006

Drump

When one is unfortunately obligated to take a dump while drunk.

Last night at the bar I was getting wasted with these sluts but then I got the drumps. Ruined my night.

by RadadooFor2 May 2, 2011

Drump

The nasty textured and oftentimes very dry shit you take the morning after a night of drinking due to alcohol forcing all the shit down your system and dehydration drying out the turds;

drunk+dump

1: Dude I had an entire 12 pack last night, my stomach is killing me today.
2: Did you take your drump this morning?
1: No, but its probably going to smell like beer and Taco Bell and squeeze out like frozen cookie dough

by byscuit January 24, 2011