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Cum drowning awarness day

March 15th is the official cum drowning awarness day. We have had too many cases where ignorant boys and men don't realize that it's possible to drown themselves in their own cum. It is only acceptable to celebrate this day to remember the victims of cum drowning as well as spread awarness.
"My friend Alex wanted to be a semen sailor but accidentally drowned in his own cum."
This is the reason we need Cum drowning awarness day
by CumCrusader March 9, 2021
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drowning yourself in milk

putting yourself down about something without having tried that something
Ali: I'm never going to get with anyone
Sparx: Stop drowning yourself in milk
by s4lmon March 10, 2016
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Drooling Veggie

The phrase used to describe a retard with the IQ of a vegetable and the talent of an Autistic person (Drooling)
Person 1: Oh look, who's that sexy boy ?
Person 2: Oh its just a "drooling veggie", his name is Jonah
by LeBadAtEnglish June 3, 2015
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offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse
She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.
by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008
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drowning in my pool of misery

i. A quote used by brotchie to express social abandonment and lack of friends.

ii. A feeble attempt to induce others compassion, however, often mocked.

iii. Often said involuntarily after intense or great loss.
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Drowning in my pool of misery.
by lilly b January 23, 2005
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drowningly

the complete and total opposite of 'swimmingly'.
to go horribly wrong in all conceivable ways
guy a: how are things going man?

guy b: drowningly, i failed four classes, my girlfriend broke up with me, and i contracted rabies...in the same night.
by ima hoebag November 2, 2007
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Drooling

Open your mouth and keep it open enough so that slaver is coming out of your mouth. There is 2 kinds.

1. Every time Homer Simpson find something delicious.

2. When a creepy guy looks at a hot girl.
Examples:

1. Homer drooling: Mmmmmh, chiken.... ahrrrhrhr

2. Creepy guy drooling Danm look at those... arrrhhrhrr
by gilgr8 August 19, 2011
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