Driftwood

The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.

John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again

by GraniteEagle April 29, 2011

Driftwood

getting an erection while in a pool.

I was grindin' on some chick in the pool and ended up getting driftwood.

by bige54321 July 15, 2010

Driftwood

DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).

Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.

by DCE1511 June 20, 2019

DriftWood

Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.

My man keeps waking me up in the middle of the nite w his DriftWood.

by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023

Driftwood

The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.

Meghan: so how was last night? *wink wink

Alexa: terrible, wont be seeing him again, he’s driftwood.

by Chris Madd September 28, 2019

Driftwood

A semi chub that drifts to either side of your pants

Ray: You see that chick running?

Jack: **Adjusts pants**

Ray: What're you doing?

Jack: Driftwood

by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017

Driftwood

An erection that moves around inside a guy's pants.

Looks libk Bob has driftwood in his pants. It's all over the place in there.

by Dave720 May 12, 2016