The biggest loser, no friend having guy or girl that shows up at parties for free drinks and alcohol. Usually seen at house parties and block parties. Often observed at bars and buffet tables at corporate functions where someone else is paying the bill.
John: Hey Mike, whos that stuffing themself at the buffet table.
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
Mike: I don't know. Never seen them.
John: Gotta be driftwood.
Mike: Yeah, don't know them, will never see them again
by GraniteEagle April 11, 2011
by bige54321 July 16, 2010
by Dave720 May 13, 2016
by Snickelfritz69 June 18, 2017
The male equivalent of a starfish. A man who is just a piece of “wood” floating through the sexual experience.
by Chris Madd September 29, 2019
DEADWOOD refers to worthless people in large companies, DRIFTWOOD is when that employee gets passed from one department to another hoping to find a place where they can add value (or delay getting fired).
Joe is totally Driftwood, he has been passed off to every department in this division and never once completed a days work.
by DCE1511 June 20, 2019
Morning wood happens in the morning - but my man has DriftWood all throughout the middle of the nite.
by theSpaceCase February 22, 2023