Drunk 

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

Drunk by Johny Rebel May 17, 2003

Drunk 

a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night

Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen!
Boyfirend: I was drunk

Drunk by Rebecca E. Adams December 20, 2009

drunk 

The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less

drunk by wittyname January 16, 2010

Drunk 

When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.

Haha he/she fell over, they are drunk.

Drunk by Bob_carter2 January 1, 2010

DRUNK 

Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem

Person 1. You bloody alcoholic.
Person 2. Im not an alcoholic, im a drunk. Alcoholics goto meetings.

DRUNK by Nastas June 3, 2006

drunk 

Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in

drunk by Jerrayl April 28, 2004

drunk 

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.

drunk by emmaitouchmyself June 19, 2007