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A Cowboy's Dozen

to buy as much of a desired product as one can afford with the amount of money one is carrying.
Cashier: Can I help you?
Customer: I’ll take some of those one dollar scratch-off tickets right there.
Cashier: Sure, how many would you like?
Customer: A Cowboy's Dozen (throws money on counter)
Cashier: (counts money) Soooo, seven then?
Customer: I reckon.
Cashier: Good luck!

Could also be used to exaggerate a story:
Derek: How much money did he say he won on that bet?
Jeff: A Cowboy’s $300.
Derek: Meaning?
Jeff: $200
by iBetty January 10, 2012
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doze off

fall into a light sleep.
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dobeybrick

A person who is both fat and stupid. Basically a dumb blob
"Wow that Tyler kid is a real dobeybrick"
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no doze

Over the counter pills (usually caffinated) consumed with the intent of keeping one self awake. Commonly exaggerated to be a very potent substitue for sleep. In reality one tablet is the equivalent to two cups of coffe.
Man, I'm glad I took that no doze before class today. I was so sleepy.
by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003
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Righty-Dokey, Skip.

A common phrase, possibly coined by Ade Edmondson in the classic british sitcom 'Bottom' and blockbuster 'Guest House Paradiso'.
Richie: Okey-dokey. I'll distract his attention, you swipe the leg.

Eddie: Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!

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Rik: Eddie! Another bloody day.
Time to get up.

(Eddie's voice): 'Righty-dokey, skip.'
by Raz91 November 25, 2010
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idiot's dozen

An idiots dozen is a number, typically 9, that's used as a similar reference to a baker's dozen but referencing an idiot.
He ate an idiot's dozen of cupcakes.
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Doley

Alone , by yourself .
Oh yeah , you Doley I will spank you !
by Allergictocuffin May 15, 2016
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