Dongus

A word that is a cross between nongus and doofus, meaning a person that is not very smart. Taniarus Baxterus Adelaideus.

Mother dearest stop being such a dongus.

by eldest son (not a dongus) February 5, 2010

Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle

Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".

The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo

The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.

It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!

by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007

dongus

A somewhat derogatory term made up by oscar, refering to male genitialia

Dongus is one ridiculous word

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

Dongus Bolongus Zongus Trongus

Someone with a big dongus bolongus zongus trongus (dick)

Damn look at that dongus bolongus zongus trongus

by Someone with a dongusBoloongus May 3, 2019

dongus

Someone who is sarcastic as hell without knowing it themselves. And absolutely loves Hentai for some odd reason. Never disclose your secrets to this man and chances are he'll literally shit himself if put under pressure.

Wow, Dong Sheng is such a Dongus, he literally shat himself during the Math paper.

by Nothing original. December 17, 2017

DOINGUS

A foolish child who doesn’t wipe after pooping, rarely washes their hands, easily loses their shoes and is a sore loser

Kid1: did you hear Kale Bumpus is a DOINGUS
Kid2: yeah

by Analtrain69 August 19, 2018

Dingus Dongus

adjective
1.
A term thrown at someone to insult the person. Dongus and dingus can be used separately, but together they're a super powered insult that can destroy a person's career.

"Marco you Dingus Dongus"
*Marco fucking dies*

by Styllie November 27, 2018