douche box

A container or vessel where people, who are not worthy of oxygen (or are extreme douches), go to die.

People, namely Avery, who feel the need to critique/correct urban dictionary submissions. Thus, he would be a douche box.

by Red Forman January 11, 2009

douche box

a person with many various douche like qualities, or is a douche in various situations

Man your such a douche box always killing the fun.

by sanchezzzzzzzz December 23, 2009

douche box

a stupid person, a vulgar yet truthful term...a boxular object which a women douches in

yo man you stupid fuck don't fucking be a douche box...AWW SHIT...i just nailed my bitch and she needs a box to douche in

by joe blow February 15, 2003

douche-box

a combination of the insults "douche-bag" and "tool"

Fred, stop being such a douche-box!

by Gabrielle December 24, 2003

Douche Box

When anyone over the age of 12 drinks a juice box

*Dave, a 40 year old man sips a juice box*
Jim: Man, hows the douche box?
Dave: *sip* Delicious.

by tableraper May 16, 2009

Douche Box

(1) A car packed full with douche bags

or

(2)A boxy vehicle such as a Honda Element or Scion xB.

(1) "Let's pass this douche box!"

(2) "I can't believe people actually drive those douche boxes. Everytime I see one I expect toast to pop up from the roof."

by SakeMonke November 21, 2007

douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011