doucher
After the cool cat sits down with the girl the doucher is with, the doucher walks up and gets shitty with the cool cat that didn't know she wasn't alone.
Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.
Cool Cat: So, you just want to be a dick.
Doucher: Yes, that's right I am a dick.
Cool Cat: Well, I am a dick myself, but I'm cool, so are you going to be cool or what?
Doucher: No, I'm not cool.
Cool Cat: Well, you are a doucher.
doucher by Marcus Dee Williams March 5, 2011
doucher
doucher by crazycanadian1234 June 6, 2009
doucher
noun; pronounced (doosher) - a man who has children, specifically twins, before the age of twenty-one and marries the woman with which he conceived in order to make the "incident" seem more traditional
A college student gets his girlfriend pregnant on St. Patrick's Day. After finding out about the pregnancy, the two get married and move in with the man's parents. The newly weds have twins and the man's future all of a sudden becomes very bleak. This man is now a doucher.
doucher by Funk Master P April 8, 2009
Doucher
Someone, usually female, or feminine acting, that exhibits behavior to suggest he / she "douches"
Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"
Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult
Usually used in reference to a "pussy" or someone acting like a "pussy"
Someone so stupid, they don't even realize that "doucher" is an insult